I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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