Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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