You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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