Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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