gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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