We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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