So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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