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Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
do herpes really smell.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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