Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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