If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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