i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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