She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
