glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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