That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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