At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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