you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Randomize
