sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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