We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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