4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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