i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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