if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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