32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
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Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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