Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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