how can u be prego again
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
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I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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