and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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