we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
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i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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