In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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