It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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