im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dick very happy bro
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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