She went from zero to smokin in five shots
We need to rekindle our bromance
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
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mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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