You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
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fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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