is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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