when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
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I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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