I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
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yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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