: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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