physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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