Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
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I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
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She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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