you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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