I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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