Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
The maid of honor just puked.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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