you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
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It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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