Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Randomize
