i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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