:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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