I must be too annoying 4 u.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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