i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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