do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Church boner. Awkwardddd
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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