Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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