The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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