Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
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I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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