butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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