I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
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On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
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