Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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