You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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