Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize