either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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