Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
it's great music for shaving your balls
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
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I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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