Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
